Thursday, August 7, 2008

Teen Choice Awards 2008

Well, that was… interesting. Jonas Brothers practically won every damn award. So much for diversity. Gossip Girl also won a lot of awards as well. The show wasn’t very entertaining if you look at the performances. There were only 2. With 2 other dance performances that were not enjoyable due to the moving cameras. Well I’m gonna go into a deep review about some of the awards that I thought were totally unfair or completely fair.

Choice Movie Bromantic Comedy
What Happens in Vegas
Dan in Real Life
Definitely, Maybe
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Made of Honor

So this category I definitely agree on. That movie was one of the funniest movies that I have ever seen with my friends. It totally deserved to win that award.

Choice TV Show Drama
Gossip Girl
Friday Night Lights
Grey’s Anatomy
House
One Tree Hill

I wouldn’t agree with this because I would have gone with House. But who am I to judge since I’ve never even watched the show. My friends would say that that show is the best show ever. But I beg to differ.

Choice TV Show Comedy
Hannah Montana
Desperate Housewives
How I Met Your Mother
Two and a Half Men
Ugly Betty

WORST. AWARD. EVER. Hannah Montana is not a show that is aimed at teens. It is aimed at PREteens who don’t know what the hell they are watching and judging. My choice would be Ugly Betty.

Choice TV Breakout Show
Gossip Girl
America’s Best Dance Crew
Miss Guided
Samantha Who?
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

OK. So this award is actually awarded to the right show. I would have gone with ABDC but Gossip Girl has been getting a LOT of attention ever since it premiered in September. Which was almost a year before this award show was aired.

Choice Music: Single
Jonas Brothers, “When You Look Me in the Eyes“
Chris Brown, “With You”
Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake, “4 Minutes”
Miley Cyrus, “See You Again”
Rihanna, “Don’t Stop the Music”

HELL NO. This is one category that Miley actually deserves to win. Her single, See You Again, was one of her best songs. Rihanna would come in a close second. But I may be being biased since it’s a song that our choir performed. ;-]

Choice Music: Female Artist
Miley Cyrus
Britney Spears
Fergie
Mariah Carey
Rihanna

Don’t know why Britney was nominated for this award. And they showed Gimme More. 0.0 They should have shown Piece of Me. Which was more successful for her. But anyway. Miley, again, does not deserve to win this award. Her songs are very cheesy and vocals are not top notch but they have been getting better.

Breakout Group
Jonas Brothers
Day 26
Girlicious
OneRepublic
Paramore

Uhh… NO… Either Paramore or OneRepublic should have one this award. They are waay better than Jonas Brothers. Damn little obsessive tweeny heads. YEAH! I’M TALKING TO YOU PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL TOO!!!

Choice Music: Love Song
Jonas Brothers, “When You Look Me in the Eyes“
Leona Lewis, “Bleeding Love”
Colbie Caillat, “Bubbly”
Chris Brown & Jordin Sparks, “No Air”
Alica Keys, “No One”

Love song. Hmmm. No Air is the best shot. It is one of the best duets that I have ever heard from mainstream artists. Jonas Brothers are again shot up because of the little girls.

Choice Music: R&B Track
Chris Brown, “Forever“
Danity Kane, “Damaged”
Bow Wow and Omarion, “Hey Baby (Jump Off)”
Mariah Carey, “Bye Bye”
Sean Kingston, “Take You There”

Good choice. Seeing that all of the other people suck. Well Mariah Carey’s song is good.

Choice Male Hottie
Jonas Brothers
Chace Crawford
Chris Brown
Taylor Kitsch
Zac Efron

No comment.

Choice Female Hottie
Vanessa Hudgens
Blake Lively
Hayden Panettiere
Megan Fox
Rihanna

Another Disney star shot to stardom with one (or two, or three) movie. Would have thought Megan Fox to win. But she didn’t.

Well that’s most of the awards that I thought were pretty unfair. More reviews about the TCA2008 are about to come… Oh yeah get ready for Tween Star BASHING.

Miley Cyrus’ performance of 7 Things was decent. Her vocals have gotten better and better every performance I’ve heard. But yet she still isn’t much of a performance due to her screaming and twitchy moves.

Jonas Brother’s answering questions from crazed teenage girls. Whoop-dee-doo.. -_- And then they start flying. It was kinda funny in a very idiotic way. Joe to me is the biggest douche ever.

Mariah Carey’s performance of I’ll Be Loving You Long Time/Touch My Body was interesting. Her vocals sounded like they were recorded. I thought she was lip-syncing but don’t listen to me. Go search it on YouTube or something.

ACDC/M&M Cru was an interesting battle. I thought in the end that both of the applause meters measured the same. But in the end M&M Cru won. I didn’t really give much attention to this because the camera crew sucked at giving us the best views of the performance and making us dizzy by going in circles around the dancers. I paid attention to the Jabbawockeez though… Not sure if I spelled that right.

Well this was a long post. For any of those who oppose what I have commented on go ahead and leave a comment. Whether its a bash or its a praise I’ll take anything.

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